What does pwned mean?
I can make up words too. Twatastic. It’s how your mom makes me feel when she sits on my face.
Any minute now, this bitch will finally die…
Choke already, firecrotch. I’ve got a quota to meet.
Schlemiel. Schlemazel.
Penny-marshall’s-in-my-cupboard-and-I-don’t-know-why incorporated.
Dammit. Outta change.
That geezer looks asleep. Or dead. Either way, I’m going through her purse.
Either way…
I’m gonna go hit on the guy-from-die-hard’s daughter while urkel’s traveling through time looking for his career.
I’m moving to los angeles.
So we’re taking a couple sick weeks. Cough, cough. Don’t cry, we’ll be back in august. I’ll miss your lazy eye and amazing rack. Wait for me, my love. And seriously, stop crying. This shirt is really expensive.
Greetings natives.
Your opinions & assholes both stinketh of shit. Quitteth ur bitching & look at some ( . )( . )!
Leave me be, homeless.
Easy, homeless. Easy…if I weren’t so drunk right now, I would’ve totally smelled you.
