You’re new here, so I’ll level with ya.

We have a whale of a time here at blubber inc. Just don’t piss off the big man or he’ll go pinocchio on your ass. If that happens, (god forbid) just grab onto a taste bud or light a fire. He’ll blow you right out. You see carl over there? He’s been swallowed eight times. We call him mr. ipecac. He’s real nice most the time. Just don’t mention the word uvula. He’ll have a panic attack and we’re all out of brown paper bags.